​Echidna Restoration Movement
Terms of Use & Privacy Policy
I am a page full of legal jargon here to help protect you. Terms of Use and Privacy Policy clauses define the conditions which you must accept in order to use this website. Once you read this page, you automatically agree to the policies laid out therein. If you do not agree with these policies, you should not use this site.
Privacy Policy.
ERM is fully dedicated to protecting your privacy! For this reason, we pledge that we will not: wiretap your phone, hack your computer, read through your private facebook messages, read your mind, or disclose your full medical records online. Beyond these things, though, we are not so sure that we can promise to do anything else. Keep in mind that if and when you decide to contact us via the provided contact forms, you really are sending a message to a real person, and will be providing your email address in order to do so. We will not distribute or reveal your address any more than is necessary for the ERM staff to properly respond to your messages. Use this site at your own risk!
Terms of Use.
All users must understand that this site does not claim to make any factual claims. While it is possible you may find true information about echidnas, it is even more likely that you will find fictional information as well. To make it clear: The Echidna Restoration Movement (ERM) is an prank organization; it is not bound to be 100% factual. In fact, it is this lack of factuality that makes the site worth its salt. You the user must understand this, and be willing to to treat this site as such. ERM will not be repsonsible for any events that may occur should you think this site is legit. If thou shalt not agree to this, leave the site now ere thy buffoonery subdues thee. April Fools!
Oh yes, and before we forget... Here's our policy about donations:
There are currently two ways you can donate to us -- through the paypal button, or by mail. The paypal option probably won't work since we don't actually have a paypal account. However, the mail option is quite valid.
Like we have stated all throughout this website: THIS SITE IS A PRANK, AND IS NOT ACTUALLY SAVING THE ECHIDNAS! Therefore, we really do not recommend you donating to us. It will not help stop TPAC, save Knuckle Heights, or whatever. However, if you understand this and are still insistent on donating to us, we will put your donations to good use. Any money we do somehow happen to have donated to us, we will use to further upgrade this site. It will not be used for any other purpose. (If we don't raise enough money to actually upgrade the site, we will send you your money back.)
So please, don't try to sue us for stealing your money. We have given you quite ample warning. Donate at your own will and discretion.
Online Store Terms of Use
We hope that it is perfectly clear by now that this site is a prank. Please be aware that our online store does not do what the product descriptions say we will do. We do not send fruit or vegetables to echidnas, neither do we have trained clergy pray for them. We STRONGLY urge you to NOT follow through with purchasing any items from the store. If you are foolish enough to do so, we will either do one of two things: (1) we will send you your money back, with a note of explanation about the nature of the ERM, or (2) we will accept your payment with amusement and use it to upgrade this site further. (What option we choose depends on our mood at any given time.) By using the store, you agree to recognize the above statements and not bring any legal action against us. Thank you for your understanding. Enjoy your "shopping!"