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As painful as it is to do, ERM has imagined what a worse case-scenario would look like. If all our previous projects should fail and not enough people take a stand on this issue, DHMO levels could reach dangerously high levels that would render Earth uninhabitable by echidnas. In this case, we would have to use drastic measures. The Global Echidna  Removal Program would create a safe environment in geosynchronous orbit for the echidnas to live while Earth is "purified." Once earth is again suitable for echidna viability, they will be returned to the planet's surface. It must be noted that this plan is a worst-case, last resort; it is highly unlikely that we will have to fall back on this. Notwithstanding, it is wise to plan ahead. Therefore, ERM is putting the necessary structures in place to carry out this plan. To help, please 

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Project 5: Project G.E.R.P.

How do you feel about this plan? Is it too extreme, or would you support it? Vote here: 

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